Saw this exchange on a news article comment feed…
Commentator 1: Homeless people need love too. (offensive comment deleted) when you live on the street and your hygiene is worse than my shih tzu’s?
Commentator 2: (More offensive comment deleted). Also, apostrophe foul.

Commentator 1: Ewww! Never! Yuck. But I do let the homeless pet my shi tzu. They love dogs and my dog doesn’t seem to mind them & if it brings them a moment of happiness or escape from their lives, then it’s worth it. Of course, my dog sniffs other dogs butts, so I’m sure my dog is enjoying the interaction 😊
Commentator 2:

Second apostrophe foul. Keep this up and you and your dog will be ejected from the game.
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Don’t know why but the whole punctuation foul thing just really tickled my funny bone. Have a great weekend y’all.