Old silliness

I’ve been going to old files and mementos and ran across the following.  It’s been floating around in other forms for years but this was our adaptation of it.  This is from my days as a test equipment technician at Lockheed Missiles and Space Co, now Lockheed-Martin Missiles and Space.  FYI, D5 refers to the Trident II Fleet Ballistic Missile System.

D5 Test Equipment Technician Technical Skills Aptitude Battery

Instructions:

Read each question carefully.  Answer all questions.  Time limit 4 hours.  Begin immediately.  Work in numerical order (equipment remaining from question 1 may prove useful with questions 3 and 6.)

  1. Medicine: You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch.  Remove your appendix.  Do not suture until your work has been inspected.  You have 15 minutes.
  2. History: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially but not exclusively on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa.  Be brief, concise, and specific.
  3. Public Speaking: Two thousand drug-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.  Calm them.  You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
  4. Biology: Create life.  Estimate the difference in subsequent human culture if this form of life had been created 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
  5. Music: Write a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.  You will find a piano under your seat.
  6. Engineering: The disassembled parts of a high powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk.  You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.  In 10 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room.  Take whatever action you feel is appropriate.  Be prepared to justify your decision.
  7. Sociology: What sociological problems might accompany the end of the world?  Construct an experiment to test your theory.
  8. Management Science: Define management.  Define science.  How do they relate.  Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions.  Assuming a 7600 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm, design the communications interface and all necessary control functions.
  9. Psychology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodinias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi.  Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work.  It is not necessary to translate.
  10.  Economics: Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.  Trace the possible effects of your plan on these areas: Cubism, the Donatist Controversy, and the Wave Theory of Light.
  11. Epistemology: take a position for or against truth.  Prove the validity of your position.
  12. Classical Physics: Explain the nature of matter.  Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact on the development of mathematics on science.
  13. Modern Physics: Produce element 107.  Determine it’s half-life.
  14. (NOTE: At the time this was made up, there were only 106 known elements.  Bohrium is element 107, discovered in 1981.)
  15. Energy Resources: Construct a working fusion reactor.
  16. Philosophy: Sketch the development of human thought.  Estimate its significance.  Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.
  17. General Knowledge: Describe in detail, briefly.

Extra Credit: Define the universe.  Give three examples.

Super Bowl Win!

I’m not talking about the Denver Broncos, I’m talking about flying during the Super Bowl. I was the winner! No traffic on the road and thanks to a TFR (Temporary Flight Restriction) that came to within 2 miles of my airport, no traffic in the air either.  Weather was perfect, the airport was quiet, and the sky was calling.

I blew my first launch (takeoff):

But the second launch went much better.

After I got up there, it was beautiful.  Just flying around getting the feel for the controls still.  I’m getting more comfortable with it though.  I also did three touch and goes and kited down the runway for a short way.  Need to practice this more.

The Prayer Journal

Beginning in December I began to keep a prayer journal.  Not only to remind myself for what and for whom to pray.  An unexpected benefit of this journal has been reading about answered prayer.  I won’t go into details but three major prayer requests have been answered since the beginning of December.  Two of the three were answered with in a couple of weeks of starting to pray.  It’s been a great reminder how good our God is.

SkyFlar installation

This weekend I added a piece of safety equipment to my Cruise Carbon trike.  A SkyFlar strobe purchased from Rodman Gomez of UFO Paramotors.   He also supplied a connector for the Nirvana accessory socket on my Rodeo Paramotor.   The kit went together pretty easily despite the spartan instruction pamphlet.  Rodman had already send me some info via Facebook so I was able to assemble it fairly easily.  I mounted the strobe at the top of my cage.  Other PPG pilots have pointed out that this may cause the lines to snag but really only on landing.  My reply is that the lines snag all over me on landing anyway so what’s one more snag spot?

I took a short video of the install and since a picture is worth a thousand words…

Flying at New Jerusalem

I finally got to try out a new LZ recently.  New Jerusalem is a small strip in the middle of farmland.  There are no services there, no buildings, no tie downs, just a runway in the middle of farmland.  The City of Tracy owns and operates this airport and recently built a fence around it.  I emailed their airport manager and she happily provided me with the code to the lock to get in.  Access to the gate is via a rural dirt road that is unmarked and unnamed.  Google Maps was able to help me find the road.

When I got the the wind was blowing at about 5 MPH almost straight down the runway.  There was a large paved area between the taxi way and the runway that proved to be a perfect place to set up and launch from.  It also allows you to meander onto the runway should you need to.  I pulled in and set up my windsock to start watching the wind.  I used the wind to “build a wall” with my glider and this also showed me how I should orient the glider into the wind.  Once that was set up and rolled my trike up and hooked up.  The wind caught my wing a couple of times but I was able to set it back up quickly.

I waited for a student to stop doing touch and goes before launching.  I almost blew the launch because my wing started oscillating from one side to the other.  I was able to dampen them fairly quickly by steering the trike under the wing and applying a little brake pressure.  Once the wing was stable I went full throttle and was climbing out.

I don’t know how much break in time these engines need so I stayed pretty close to the airport.  The highlight of the flight for me was flying over a house where a small girl saw me and started jumping up and down and waving madly.  I started kicking my legs and waving madly back!  This got mom’s attention who also started waving.  Nice!  I never would have seen that if I had been flying my airplane.

I was short on time and the sun was going down anyway so I turned back toward the runway and made an approach to the same spot I had taken off from.  As I cleared the fence I cut my power and just let it glide in.  I have to admit that’s my favorite part;  that quiet glide.  I did, in fact roll to a stop almost precisely where I started from.  With brakes full down I had only to take a couple of steps to roll my trike forward and have the wing come down behind me.  Most of the lines were in the line guides too!  I could have almost just fired the engine back up again.  The wind had completely stopped by now and just like I used to do in my fixed wing, I just sat and listened to the ambient noise for a few moments before unbuckling and packing up.

Yeah, I think I’ll be back.

Aviation Update

So as you know I crashed my airplane.  The insurance company decided to total it when they found out what it would take to repair it.  I have since sold my hangar at Oakdale Airport as well so I have completely divested myself of Part 91 General Aviation.  It’s been a big part of my life until know.  It was not an easy decision.  A fact that is not lost on my wife.  She’s still in disbelief.

I have since used the money to pay off all our debts.  We are completely debt-free.  No mortgage, no car payments, no credit card payments.  No more consumer debt.  I also used the money to begin training and flying a new form of aircraft.  Something that I can put in the back of my mini-van.  I call it an airport-in-a-box.  I have taken up powered paragliding.

I went to Paradrenalin.com just north of Pheonix and trained with Ryan Shaw.  Within two days he had me flying alone.  The next day were touch and goes.  The next day was picking up the equipment I had purchased.

The most rewarding flight so far was the one at Franklin Field because I did everything on my own with no help setting up or judging the wind.  I still made some mistakes but I got into the air very quickly, about 75 feet for the takeoff run.  I’m still hunting for areas to fly (they call them LZs for landing zones).  But I’m sure that more and more will be added to the list!

More changes…

So due to family issues that are NOT related to sin… I have decided to resign as deacon at Central Valley Presbyterian Church.  I have had to devote a lot of time and brainpower to some problems my son is facing and I cannot in good conscience continue to serve as deacon.  I am not able to devote any time to church work so I will step down for now.  It’s been an honor to serve.

Those that have and those that will

I did.  I had put my plane up for sale, and was getting ready to drive my daughter 300 miles so she could perform in a music festival.  I decided to take a quick flight up to a local airstrip in the foothills to pick up a book I bought.  Wind was calm at the field and everything looked good. I made two passes from the north, and then two more from the south to see what the best approach would be. I decided that given wind on the ground and obstructions it would be best to land from south to north. I set up and was making a picture perfect approach. However, I ended up coming in short and my landing gear impacted a berm at the south end of the runway that I had not seen from the air. (You can see the direction I was approaching from in the second picture, note how the field looks flat leading to the tree line, it isn’t it is undulating.) The top of the berm is level with the runway, and runs downhill to the south. There was an optical illusion in play that made the ground look flat when it really wasn’t. After impacting the berm the airplane bounced about 10 to 15 feet in the air and then impacted the ground approximately 50 feet from the end of the runway. The aircraft slid maybe another 5 feet or so after impact. The engine stopped immediately on impact.

With the sound of the plane’s ground impact still echoing in my ears (somewhere between a loud pop and a bang) I slowly moved my feet and toes to make sure they were fine. Moved my legs. All good! But ooh, my back! I crawled out and called my wife. She was just happy I wasn’t hurt. At least not much. Nothing but a skinned knuckle and sore back.

The plane was picked up by Plain Parts and stored at their location in Pleasant Grove.  At the time I didn’t know of anyone who could work on my plane so the insurance company found a guy. After one month had gone by and we hadn’t heard from him I called Rans and they recommended Rainbow Aviation in Corning.  My plane moved there and I am now waiting for the repair estimate.  Depending upon the price the insurance company could elect to total.  So, we’ll see.

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My S6ES Coyote is for sale

Yes the time has come for my beloved Coyote and I to part ways.  I really enjoy this little airplane.  We’ve had a lot of adventures together.  But I need to get some college money ready for a certain someone.  Plus I’ve become convicted that I need to downsize my life drastically.  Selling the airplane and hangar are the first steps towards doing this.  So with out further ado, here are some links to sites with the for sale info:

My Barnstormers ad: http://www.barnstormers.com/classified_1007934_2011+RANS+S6ES+Tailwheel.html

Link to my “For Sale” Flyer: http://goo.gl/T3ofae